by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 27, 2022

Worker: Hi boss, just a heads up that I had a massive barney with the Mrs last night so won't be able to drive a truck today (as she is a truck driver and I don't want to see her out on the road). Can I just drive the forklift in the yard today?
Boss: Yes mate this time it's fine. Next time don't let your personal life affect your work.
Boss: Yes mate this time it's fine. Next time don't let your personal life affect your work.
by Billyboy67 May 25, 2020

Barney The Snowman is god and we shall praise him, he is our leader and we shall grovel at his feet. He was killed by jesus. Your welcome.
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by Ineedtopee May 9, 2020

by finnythedeadendfan January 12, 2023

That one purple dinosaur that usually hangs around kids, always there dancing or singing, never a time not. One of the most known TV shows of all time.
random dude 1: Hey have you heard about this kid's show called Barney?
random dude 2: Nah man, he's a weirdo.
random dude 2: Nah man, he's a weirdo.
by catsrc00ll May 7, 2021

A way of describing a drinking session that ended up making you paraletic and make you dissapear. You wake up knowing nothing of what happened of the night before.
by JD1990 July 12, 2009

by Ethan loves cock November 13, 2017
