Alberta lane change 

When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.

Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.

Alberta lane change by Albertalane December 8, 2016

Albert 

An albert is a extremely hot guy.He may look gaunt but don't let his thiness fool you.Once triggered, theres no stopping of mayhem within him.

"That guy albert is good for a protector"

Albert by Recklessdoll4900 April 10, 2017

Summer_Albert 

Kid that never goes outside, only plays hypixel 17 hours a day, quests but isn't even good at it, values meaningless leaderboards over real money or anything else whatsoever, will not stop asking oSkill to help with mw ap

Summer_Albert needs to go outside bro
Person 2: fr Ong bro

Summer_Albert by IcyWristoSkill May 10, 2023

Pulling an Alberto

When you think you're the best but when you go to do something, you fail.

Person 1: "I'm so gonna win at this game"
*doesn't win*
Person 2: "Damn, you so were pulling an Alberto"

Pulling an Alberto by 8644692749 February 23, 2015

Alberta 

A province in Canada, Alberta is a provinced filled with rednecks with their lifted Dodges. Dodge RAM 1500 pickups are extremely common and you would usually see at least one during your commute. Its like the Texas of Canada. There is a Dodge dealership in every town, the two major cities Edmonton and Calgary hate each other, and mountains. People usually work in the trades such as a welder or an oil rig technician and make good money so many Newfies (Newfoundlanders) come here for a job. Then they usually buy a house and finance a Dodge RAM. We are famous for our beef because you cant live without beef. Everyone in Alberta hates their premier, Rachel Notley because of the Carbon tax because everything is more expensive.

Jim: Hey bud, go over there to Alberta. They got jobs over there.

Alberta by SloppySandbagz January 9, 2017

alberto 

1 crazy and hyper person i have ever met.

my cousin, alberto, mexican/asain is so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 hyper because of too much sugar!

alberto by rachel... June 24, 2008

Albert Einstein High School (AEHS) 

Albert Einstein High School is the performing arts school of the MoCo,but also holds a IB program and other crappy programs that students don't care about.Einstein holds the super annoying random artsy kids to the smart, ass holes of the IB program.The school also house the Visual Art Center,a place where kids paint acceptable art work.

J:Hey what school do you go to?
E:Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)
J:Oh cool the arts school.

Albert Einstein High School (AEHS) by Fatrstankboy October 14, 2012