German wank

A method of masturbation using just the thumb and a downward facing open palm in sharp thrusts from the elbow away from the body

Man, that Tiffany is mental, all she would do is German wank me the other night

by Currant bunman May 24, 2015

German wog

A man that has no pair of balls and has big tits, loves the dick

James - I'm a German wog

Mom- grow a pair u fat pric

by Mateeeeeee September 26, 2015

German smear

A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.

Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove

by El Conquistador May 19, 2018

German shower

When you connect the shower head to a supply of zyklon b and you tell a friend to take a shower

"dude,i heard gabriel is going to sleep over at hans house,i hope hans won't give him the german shower"

by PussyAssMaster92 April 12, 2020

German rush

When a man is getting ready to make sexual intercourse with a female partner but doesn't know there is a man having her doggie style under the covers and thinks the man's ass is the female and you can kind of guess what happens next.

Man last week was crazy I got caught in a german rush and it was upsetting.

by Joe420pothead November 18, 2020

german unicorn

one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn

Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn

by Tim Y June 4, 2017

german windbreaker

When you masturbait outside and the wind hits you with your sperm

I just pulled a German windbreaker and I regret my life decisions.

by gracethedipshit December 12, 2017