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Gateway Law

Any law so ridiculous that it causes a person to ignore it, making it easier for that individual to break other laws, often escalating the significance of their crimes. Generally creating a lifelong criminal.
I wish our lawmakers would take positions more seriously and stop passing gateway laws to score political points, it just leads to disregard for all laws.
by Randomly Assigned March 3, 2023
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auntys law

having secrets to tell the niece and nephews when your older as aunty
a) i don’t wanna smoke heroin

b) do it for auntys law
by User867593926 January 17, 2024
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Dog Law

To urinate on something or someone to claim ownership
"Dude you cant just Dog Law my Girlfriend"
by Wyatt vontiglehooten August 15, 2025
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Cameron's Law

Cameron’s Law proposes that there always exists an infographic tailored to support any claim. Particularly used to describe the growing amount of infographic material reposted on Instagram stories, Cameron's Law describes the phenomena that for every assertion there is a corresponding infographic.
"Hey guy, let me show you this infographic"
"Man, there's an infographic for everything out there"
"Dude, that's just Cameron's Law"
by bloog the scholar February 13, 2025
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Iznop's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, Iznop's Law is "As an online investment argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will equate bad performance or just a general dislike of the investment to a Ponzi scheme. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Iznop's Law has effectively forfeited the argument."
"I love Bitcoin so I bought a lot of it."

"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."

"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
by humtake October 14, 2025
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Thomas' Law

The longer a conversation lasts, the higher the chance of Team Fortress 2 being mentioned. The strange thing about this law is that no matter how long the conversation actually lasts, there is a 100% chance that TF2 will come up.
Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"

Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014
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stunaggin's law

stunaggin is the name of a generic scientist you use when you forget the name of some scientific theorem
"what was the concept we learned in chem last class?"
"idk, I think it was called stunaggin's law or something."
by Chungus 101 May 9, 2021
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