Goofy ahh bird

Respons to everything. Answer to everything. 42.

"Why do u get so mad at videogames?"

"Goofy ahh bird... (bruh wth bruh)"

by SexyManHandler125 September 24, 2022

bird geek

Emeka.

A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.

A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".

by DCF giggler August 15, 2011

Bird

It's the word.

Don't you know about the bird? Everybody knows that the bird is the word!

by evil turtle 8001 October 24, 2020

baby bird butt chug

When someone drinks a beer and spits it into your anus

I would really appreciate it if you could get me intoxicated by performing a baby bird butt chug.

by Merica1776 September 1, 2019

Bird

government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity

Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?

You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks

by Crippily Crepe January 17, 2021

Feed the baby birds

A vomit burp. Or basically like mother birds that regurgitate food for their young...

"you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"

*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"

"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"

by Twinkdestroyer August 25, 2013

olivia bird

she is so amazing and beautiful and awesome she’s so fab and amazing she is the bestest friend anyone could have if you want a good friend find an olivia bird

do you know olivia bird

yes she so amazing and wonderful she’s my best friend

by bounca April 9, 2024