Spicey cock

Guy gets his dick sucked after chick/dude eats four Habanero pepper thus causing a intense burning sensation!

I didnt know what that bitch ate until she gave me a Spicey cock

by Barthalemyou change February 11, 2009

Trident Cock

A tri-tipped, spear-headed cock, measuring 4 feet in length. Typically not used for intercourse but more for battle and hunting.

Also can be used to slay raccoons, ie: Theresa.

Did you hear,johnny took out a whole raccoon family with one swoosh of his trident cock?

Did you see that trident cock brawl after school in the parking lot?

That bitch got beat down by that guy's trident cock!

Where did he get his trident cock from?

by Daroastery February 28, 2009

Schrodinger's Cock

When someone on the internet claims to be female. In this situation we must consider that the subject can be both male and female, thereby the term Schrodinger's Cock.

The person i met in a chat room the other day has a serious case of Schrodinger's Cock

by thundercant November 27, 2014

Cock hunting

A desperate women. Who's only goal in life is to get some cock. They are often found hanging around local pubs. And frequently can be found on multiple dating sites. They can act very full on. And terrifying

See that women at the bar she's only out for a bit of cock hunting.

by Street angel June 18, 2015

devils cock

When the man uses hot sauce as lube and fucks his partner. Either up the ass or in a girl's pussy. The feeling is that of a thousand bees stinging your hole. This method can be used in the getting community.

Devils cock: when hot sauce is used during sex instead of lube.

Girl: my ass still burns from last night.
Friend: what happened?
Girl: my boyfriend fucked me with hot sauce instead of normal lube.
Friend: that sounds like it hurts.

by DirtyJack September 8, 2015

Cock knocker

A dude who don't much like females. But preffers knocking his cock or balls against another dudes asshole. When he's shafting him

"sunny's a right fucking cock knocker. I don't think he'd know what to do, even if pussy was offered to him on a plate"

by Rajobajo April 12, 2016

Schrodinger's Cock

Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.

Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.

by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017