Jose S. C.

Has a dick the size of his personality. Loves to look at twitter and get into fights with Naruto fans who disagree with his views on Dragon Ball. Thinks Goku can solo anybody. Is madly in love with the school secretary and will go out and hang out with you whenever. Looks at gay porn every once in a while. Is a big Fortnite player that sometimes sucks but will come in clutch whenever you need it and constantly uses lag as and excuse for losing a 1v1. But overall he is an intellectual who loves Dragon Ball and is fun to talk too about it
Jackson: You lost Jose S. C.
Jose: No I didn't
Jacob: Yes you did you lost a 1v1 to me

Jose: I was lagging
by BigDaddyJackson69420 March 03, 2022
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C on C

Cunilligus on the counch
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this is the most bore you have ever been typing random symbols and letters and numbers
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by swear guy October 03, 2023
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Simply the best song in existence.
A: Have you heard of Alex C ft. Yass - Doktorspiele // slowed + reverb?
B: Yeah, of course I have! It's amazing!
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M&C

I cooked some elbow mac; the starch is rinsed off and I’m preparing M&C tonight as our side dish.
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K d c

Popularized in the 1860s, Generals of the Marine Corps were in distress by a phenomenon they (denoted) kdc.

The distress and pensiveness was caused by Commanders when they PTSD caused them to not care about the world. Simply put, Kommandos (k) just did not (d) care at all (c). Which usually trumped the troops morale greatly.

To this day, distressed members use this word to describe their friend's negligence to a person's return home.
I did everything I could to get his attention, but k d c..
by ElBlues November 15, 2019
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c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty
by calikid327 February 20, 2011
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