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K-mode

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Please call me.

TEXT RECEIVED:
I will, but Im on k-mode at the moment.
by NikkitaBliss May 12, 2024
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Markus-K

Mini Hitler from Austria.

Bed pusher.

Hates Pakistanis that have a name beginning with Z and ending with A.
Markus-K would never illegally take a sick leave.
by Melon-Head May 19, 2024
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Matty K Griddy too Sturdy

A pretty cute blonde durly haired kid. Has disses on him written by Boaz Lamar. such as koffleria and Like Matt. He is a pretty cute kid and can get annoying sometimes.
Oh Im hanging out with that cute blonde kid, Matty K griddy too sturdy.

I hate when a koffler talk about games, then somebody play, they turn into lames
Then hop online like "play for my bitty," he fakin' for friends and acting like diddy

His hailey a killer, he wanna be junior, they must've forgot the shit that they done
by someonewithdawords May 20, 2024
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K-Dotted

To be humbled, embarrassed, or exposed in some way for the world to see.
"Did you hear what happened to Aubrey? Bro got k-dotted by Calvin last weekend at the party"
by NotA69God May 21, 2024
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STAHA K

Staha K is a team full of trash people who have 0 talent and is the WORST team to be in. (They also can't rap for shit)
It's STAHA K fuck them niggas
by UnknownKeithh May 25, 2024
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K Dizzle

AKA kiss-cut nick, cabbage patch skid, malcom in the dizzle, K dizzlar, kernal clink.

A guy at work who does fuck all for a large portion of the day and makes out he's working on something super important, when in reality he sat talking about the 80's to someone who's heard the same story 100 times, has a short temper and finds it difficult to apologies for his mistakes, has a strange superiority complex developed over years getting his on way, finds it difficult to move with the times and when drops a clinker it smells like cabbage.

Also has a incessant need to patrol the biscuit tin to make sure that no one eats them except for him, complains about people taking holiday and time off for childcare needs because he never had the luxury of this 'back in the day'.

Will tell the same jokes multiple times a day expecting everyone to laugh and when they don't he'll be offended.

Generally, he can pleasant enough but even think about leaving pizza crust on plate in plain view.
K Dizzle: Many years ago.....
K Dizzle: I hope so they buried him.
K Dizzle: Can you put on the calendar when you are in.

K Dizzle: John, can you those pizza crusts in the bin....NOW !

John: (thinks k dizzle is joking because who really cares) lol.

K Dizzle: *leaves and comes back shortly and gets in johns face and shouts in front the whole office* WHY HAVENT YOU DONE WHAT I SAID IM IN CHARGE IM THE MANAGER PUT YOUR CRUSTS IN THE BIN !!!!

John: fuck off, k dizzle you smell like a cabbage you cunt, sit down and shut up, anyway gotta meant to be in sauna in 10 mins you put the crusts in the bin you quim cunt munch
by Rallisman February 9, 2024
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Skip the K

A phrase that can be used interchangeably when you don’t feel like actually communicating properly. Instead you “skip the K” and just change tone
That sounds like a skipping the K moment; That’s a moment in which you skip the K.

Did you skip the K today?

C as in skip the K
by Khrictine Jewlery February 9, 2024
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