National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

National eat coochie month

Starts jan 1st at the time any clock strikes 12!! GET YO HEAD BETWEEN SOME THIGHS FOR GOOD LUCK ALL YEAR!

Omg! I didn’t eat autumn’s coochie on Jan 1st on national eat coochie month, my whole year is gonna be horrible

by Doyleily December 28, 2021

National bully ryan day

November 7th is national bully ryan day. all because of one satire discord fight. - (youre welcome ;) — xavier)

“why is everyone targeting me today?”
“its national bully ryan day dumbass.”

by xavierlolz November 7, 2021

national kiss a nolan day

its simple kiss nolan

today is national kiss a nolan day

by imthebestyk March 10, 2022

National Fuck a Ginger Day

March 17th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger, or even multiple gingers.

Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger Day! Let’s have sex!

by beckybigballs March 16, 2022

National Jozlyn Appreciation day

a day to represent all the amazing ppl named “jozlyn”

“HAPPY NATIONAL JOZLYN APPRECIATION DAY!!!”

by ash_kash_ March 26, 2022

National fat ass day

National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.

*slaps ass*

Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*

by Hallaballs_69 January 23, 2022