National Watch Hentai Day

July 20, a day where everyone is allowed to watch hentai and cosplay as hentai characters without no consequences!

Bro 1: *Dressed as a sexy anime girl.*

Bro 2: "Bro wth?"
Bro 1: Hey don't judge me bro, it's National Watch Hentai Day.
Bro 2: Oh okay bro, it's all good then. *Starts watching hentai*

by Bob_the_Gob July 20, 2022

national fuck niggas day

post all the fuck niggas , whore niggas , dumb niggas , playa niggas , broke niggas , and bitch niggas you know !!!

Losandra : “Girll it’s national fuck niggas day! You seen what yo momma posted??”

Farendera : “Yass girl she posted all her baby daddies!!”

by bruhdoyousmellthatcheese August 1, 2022

National Boobs Pic Day

On August 5th, any guy can ask a boobs pic only to one sweetheart feminine friend.

Guy: "Can I ask you a boobs pic?"
Feminine Friend: "C'mon I can't."
Guy: "But sweetie today is August 5th, the National Boobs Pic Day."
Feminine Friend: "Really?? Okok, wait a moment."

by NikoAkuma August 5, 2022

National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.

Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day

by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022

National ur mom day

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag

Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

National Kiss Vinny day

National kiss vinny day is on January 4. Any person named vinny you see you need to kiss. They deserve it.

The kiss slowly turned into gay sex on National Kiss Vinny day

by Herepants January 2, 2022