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simp

matt youre such a zen 2.0 ( simp)
by bobby 12345678987654456543 April 14, 2020
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Simp

a simp is a guy desperately trying to get a womans attention, and he dose so by sucking up to her and showering her in gifts. She gives a shit about him, because she gives just enough attention so he can keep spoiling her, and she just sees him as a way to get gifts/money. Simps are desperate for a girls attention, and they get it with gifts because of their lack in personality.
“That single, virgin jake is such a SIMP for addie. He literally just gave her a gucci purse for her birthday”
“I know bro. He’d probably get sent to the cuck chair when she finds out about his shrimper.”
by SUB2HENRYRAHONI November 1, 2023
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Simp

A man who buys things for a girl he's never met, namely Matthews.
Guy 1: Why don't you wanna play this game with us
Matt: I'm not feeling like it
Girl 1: Hey matt can you buy this game for me?

Matt: Yeah sure and I'll even throw in a kinky message. uwu
This is an example of a simp.
by FazeClan.MlgNoScoperSwag April 25, 2021
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Simp

by Fredceecee August 13, 2021
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Simp

An abnormally overused word that assholes love to call people (usually males) for being nice to others (usually a female). The actually definition of simp is someone who obsesses over someone not worth it. USE. THIS. WORD. RIGHT!
Person one: did you hear jake bought her a car?! She’s rejected him 5 times already!

Person two: he’s such a simp.
by written anonymously. October 30, 2020
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Ban simp

Me. I’m a ban simp. A ban simp is someone who feels a strong attraction to ban from the seven deadly sins.
Person 1: ooooo ban is so hottttt
Person 2: damn your a ban simp
by 1800.love July 21, 2022
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Simp

Look to Fedmysters twitch channel.
If you dont know who Fedmyster is, go to OfflineTV´s wikipedia page.
Look in the section called "Background".
Lilypichu in her "fed rap": Does it bother you? Do you find it a little... SCARY
Lilypichu: Fed is next to simp in every single dictionary?
Fed:
by a depressed monkey May 1, 2020
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