cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

by Pousquella April 20, 2018

theoretical bear

Not the bear everyone needs them to be

Mmmmmmm too bad he is only a theoretical bear

by Uptrash November 19, 2017

popa bear

A person who has an unusual attraction to animals especially sheep. Aka sheep shagger.

That sheep is walking funny, must have found a Popa bear last night.

by MuffinMuncher 1984 December 2, 2017

kitty bear

Someone that does work for the Keep the Business Running (KTBR aka kitty-bear) train for SAFe .

Hey this looks like a job for kitty bear!Give it to Mark.

by d-ca December 11, 2017

Bear Trap

Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.

I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"

by coxnkitty May 8, 2018

teddy bear

a cute bear BUT when you sleep it moves AND WILL TRY TO KILL YOU.

the fucking teddy bear MOVED

by uDONTneedTOknowME66 March 8, 2018

Ice Bear

Iced out, an individual who is wearing a vast amount of jewelry (Mostly White Gold Or Diamonds)

Damn, here comes the ice bear showing off his jewels.

by Lil Choozi Berg March 10, 2018