Baran de jj

"JJ" stands for two joints, if you call a friend "*Name* de J" that means that they are cooler than smoking two joints at once

Eyy Baran de JJ you are so cool.

by Lissapeta January 23, 2022

de-posit

Refers to da sour-faced "significant reducing of da total-amount figure" action performed by da irritated bank-teller who processes da night/weekend deposits, after she actually **counts** da cash or totals up da checks dat you placed in da deposit-envelope and inserted into da night-depository, only to discover dat da supposedly-large amount dat you'd claimed to have deposited when you'd filled in da "deposit amount" line on da envelope was grossly "inflated" --- i.e., you claimed to have deposited a sizeable amount, when in reality you had merely left a few bucks in the envelope! Well, serves you right --- I mean, you didn't truly believe dat da teller wasn't gonna actually COUNT da cash or checks in da envelope to CONFIRM dat you really had deposited as much as you'd claimed you did, didja??? I mean, zheee-yeesh... if bank-tellers always just unquestioningly trusted da stated amounts of people's deposits, then many folks would just gleefully scribble in some astronomical amount whenever they made a "non-face-to-face" deposit (i.e., not making da deposit in person, where da teller would count it right there in front of you), and then da banks would be obliged to credit da depositers with a lot of unearned income!

I'm an honest guy, and so I've never tried to actually deceive a bank into crediting me for more money than I'd actually deposited; the farthest I've ever gone is to merely play a little joke on the teller by inserting a phony million-dollar bill in among the fives and tens in the deposit envelope before deadpanningly handing it to the teller, and then seeing the teller's surprised/amused reaction when she sees the obviously-fake "bar-M" bill. The teller then performs a quick "de-posit" to accurately record the much-more-paltry sum that I'm actually submitting, and then smugly hands me back the gag-bill along with my deposit-receipt.

by QuacksO October 02, 2020

Defeated (De-Feated)

To defeat (de-feat) someone or something.

Defeat (de-feat): To remove someone or something's feat. Used commonly back in the middle ages for deserters and foes as a warning and punishment.

I have won the war, defeated (de-feated) my enemies, and lived to tell the tale.

I will defeat you.

by Sileater January 12, 2023

de Belin

when you make a valiant effort to hide where ever possible from someone who is searching for you.

"Did you just see that!" that bloke just did a "de Belin" on his missus.

by Gigglesnshitz July 05, 2021

Putain de Gitan

French insult meaning " fucking gipsy"
Use it for any people coming from Croatia or Romania

Shaetaan : Fabibi is a putain de gitan
Princess Mew : Yes but you are too, since you are married!

by Mew Mew™ December 23, 2018

Awe de

It's a word mostly used in Pretoria which is located in South Africa which usually means okay or sharp.

George: I will see tomorrow.
Collins: Awe de friend

by Notorious Touch November 23, 2021

plus de dix

it’s a french expression which is used to define someone who gains mote than 10 00€ per monts originally, but it’s more common to use it to define someone who acts a certain way that shows that they got money or to describe a person who acts like they’re rich.

-J’me suis acheté la nouvelle paire de Jordan aujourd’hui.
-Cool, combien ça a couté ?
-425€
-Ah ouais t’es un plus de dix toi !

by mimithealpha April 23, 2022