When you play paddy cake with someone, and then "paddy cake" (hit) them really hard with the intent to harm them with either violence or as a friendly gesture, or to knock them away as a way to harm them or tell them to avoid you.
Person 1: "Let's play paddy cake!"
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*
Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*
Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out
by ThatGuyAtParties November 16, 2019
According to urban legends a supposedly non-existing sexual practice where the recieving end (m/f) is lying on his/her back, taking the nutsack of the active part in his/her mouth and stroking the shaft, while the active part concludes the act by crapping on the forehead of the recieving end.
by BigMuffy75 January 23, 2014
when someone doesn’t like cake , is commonly only used by losers and instinctively used by people named James !
by yeqhthat May 30, 2022
Him and I each came like five times, so after we caught our breath we went ahead and played post-coital patty cake.
by Stefani Vonne January 16, 2011
by Alex cocks November 05, 2018
When you please bae with a fucking moldy pickle and your bitch farts and the stench is so bad you won’t go near that cake for weeks.
by FaffyEnderman March 04, 2020
My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.
by mrapril2000 November 02, 2005