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Old Guard

The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.
“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”
by Jeremiah Collins June 3, 2025
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ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome

Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"
"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"
by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024
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Old Hot Topic Shopper

"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
Sarah: oh look! Danielle! There's goes old Hot Topic Shopper..
Danielle: older for sure.
by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023
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The Old Colodaro Piggy Back

When you fuck a woman from behind in the snow and just as you're about to cum you jump on her back cuming all over it and she falls down in the snow.
I met this hot blonde Nadean at the bar on Snowshoe Mountain, she was so hot I took her off the closest bunny slope and gave her The Old Colodaro Piggy Back !!
by Imethisgirlastnight August 14, 2022
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Peppermint old-fashioned

It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.
"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."
by Casinick August 14, 2018
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[Old Teddy]

Would you tell your friends if you slept with an Old Teddy?
by Vera12345 August 4, 2008
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old maude's revenge

when somebody takes it up the ass from certain sponsor for payment for travel and/or training services. The "maude" for general cases would be the one expecting payment for goods and/or services. the "revenge" would be the act done that would be equal to monetary payment.
danny and....sponsor use "old maude's revenge" to settle payment

"old maude's revenge" is used as payment
old maude's revenge
by chedder t January 12, 2009
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