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lethal kiss 

When a man injects poison into his penis before a female gives him a blow job resulting in her being poisoned when he ejaculates
I caught her cheating man I don't know what I'm going to do

Could always give her a lethal kiss,and get one last BJ
lethal kiss by Sunny Anders March 26, 2024

“first kiss retry card” 

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

Italian kiss

When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.
Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️
Italian kiss by AnonyEx April 12, 2024

National kiss a purple hair girl 

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday
Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl

Hippie Kiss 

To straight men kiss cum on each other's face then make out and jerk each other at the same time then one goes upside down and tied into a chair then the other guy gets his armed chained to the ceiling and swings his dick into the first guys mouth the first guy is on a rocking chair and rocks on the dick back and forth.
I had a crazy hippie kiss with Bob last night, that shit lasted for hours.
Hippie Kiss by jacknack April 24, 2024

Jailhouse Kiss 

When a pair of prolapsed puckering anuses make contact with each other. Typically this is seen as a lesbian act. Multiple smooches in succession are referred to in plural as jailhouse kisses.
The two lesbian inmates performed gave eachother seven jailhouse kisses before the prison guard arrived with her string bean clit to set them right.
Jailhouse Kiss by NukaColaWoman April 29, 2024