Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025

Bum Rush

A verb that defines Rushing in with your ass as an attack mechanism

M(1): Yo, How’d you get out there alive?
M(2): I bum rushed them til they fell unconsious

by GoldExperienceRaphtalia December 14, 2020

Bum

a person who’s lazy sleeps in till 3 plays the game all night smoke all day

justin is such a bum

by asubconsciousthinker April 5, 2025

mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

Fatty bum bum

A person who is fat and proud of it

Hey, do you have something in my size, I'm a fatty bum bum

by imafattybumbum September 29, 2025

Danky bum bum

When you do something that is dank as fuck and then some dickbutt comes over and fucks it all up.

dude that party was dank as fuck untill the cops danky bum bum'd all over it

by The real og kush July 15, 2016

Mucky bum

Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.

I have a bit of a mucky bum this morning dude.

by RideshareLingo November 29, 2019