Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
Get the real poomug. by anonymous March 7, 2024
Get the pee pee poo poomug. 
Guy 1: ew what's that smell?
Guy 2: that's just Jonathan, he smells like poo cacka
Guy 1: what's poo cacka?
Guy 2: it's the smell of a dead rat that got shoved up Guy Fieri's bumhole.
Guy 1: oh ok.
Guy 2: that's just Jonathan, he smells like poo cacka
Guy 1: what's poo cacka?
Guy 2: it's the smell of a dead rat that got shoved up Guy Fieri's bumhole.
Guy 1: oh ok.
by shrimpdick47 August 8, 2020
Get the Poo cackamug. 'Oopsies it looks like a poo coming out of my butthole'
by Mizcracker October 25, 2018
Get the Poomug. by StephenIsVeryHot March 28, 2022
Get the Ashie poomug. by Jspjrob June 11, 2018
Get the Poo Castlemug.