Sounds like a personal problem

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud

John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

by kevinq October 24, 2010

looking like a snack

this do look like a snack

this snack is looking like a snack

by greenseqquoiaocean October 22, 2020

Suffer like G did

To be put through an unbearable amount of strife.

Source: One of the most famous lines from the Sega Dreamcast game "The House of the Dead 2." Uttered by a flying gargoyle thing, but oddly posed as a question; "G" is your fellow agent who was (presumably) killed.

Friend: "Hey man, how's it going?"
Me: "I tell you what, I'm suffering like G did."

Hero: (Pointing gun at enemy) "Suffer like G did!"

George W Bush: "I promise you that the terrorists will suffer like G did."

by Logan S. Spamworthy June 22, 2005

nightmare dressed like a daydream

1. (n.) a woman who appears nice and sweet, but is actually is much more than this - whether in a positive or negative sense

2. (n.) Taylor Swift on the floor crying with mascara running down her face

1. Person 1: Look! Here's comes Helen. Person 2: What's up with Helen? Person 1: She looks sweet in that dress, but she's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

2. Taylor Swift is such a boss ass bitch. She's a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

by doctorfeminism February 24, 2015

Cut like a buffalo

making a female bleed while engaging in sexual intercorse

"I Cut like a buffalo"
"I Just cut that girl like a buffalo"

by i am Will i am July 30, 2009

i like your boots

saying ‘i like your boots’ is another way to say ‘you’re hot, are you gay too?’ with the same idea as ‘i like your shoelaces’ and ‘thanks i stole them from the president’ the reply to ‘i like your boots’ would be ‘thanks i stole them from a unicorn’

guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: thanks, i stole them from a unicorn.

or it could go wrong...
guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: i’m not wearing boots
guy1: oh whoops boi bye

by definitely.a.definition May 21, 2018

I feel like shit

Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if

I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.

by Your lord and savior February 26, 2020