Ketan's Law

Any movement that has a name that implicitly insults everyone else working on a problem as ineffective, irrational, or unrealistic is guaranteed to be trash.

Ketan's Law applies to effective altruism.

by paulmwatson May 16, 2025

half-sister-in-law

Spouse's half-sister or half-brother's wife.

My half-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus

"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus

by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021

grandniece-in-law

1- Grandnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's grandniece.

grandniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Franklin's Law

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.

Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!

by Smith Miller January 15, 2025

Qurayshi's Law

the proposition that the longer an internet conversation between shias goes on, the higher the probability becomes that Aisha Bint Abu Bakr will be mentioned.

Qurayshi's Law:

Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha

by abuhamza May 7, 2023

half-nibling-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The child of one's spouse's half-sibling.

My half-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019