i stole ur bread

i told u i would steal ur bread

I stole ur cheese and i stole ur bread.

by strawberry milk the idiot July 6, 2024

ur mum

a slang used as a joke.

"Who are you?"

"ur mum."

by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024

ur tuff

A compliment similar to “good shit” and “that’s what’s up” etc etc.

A- I just scheduled three events for next month and got 5 speakers booked for the event and it’s not even 10 am!

B- damn ur tuff!!

by agc17 August 6, 2024

Ur good

The act of letting someone know that they are all set, that what they are doing they've got it and don't need your input.

C/C Tully: Yo Shipmate can u pass the juice
Other C/C: Nah ur good

by PJ.123 March 31, 2025

ur a

Something you say when you don't know how to respond.

"Dude why didn't you finish your part of the project??"
"Ur a project"

by ur a pseudonym May 1, 2025

ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.

*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

ur sis unqueer

Power: 900,000,000,000. The nuclear option for erasing straightness from genealogy. Turns family reunions into Pride parades and converts minivans into dyke vans. Surviving relatives report sudden urges to read Audre Lorde.

*Karen: "you’re grandpa trap!!"
Queer Anarchist: "ur sis unqueer."
Karen’s Sister: marries a cactus
The PTA dissolves.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025