When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!
by A lucid bear November 28, 2023
Get the Hippie hair-tiemug. by BadhairBecky December 3, 2018
Get the Call Becky with the good hairmug. by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
Get the no hair on your penismug. You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear
by Ceresann November 26, 2023
Get the Hair of the monkeymug. The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018
Get the Asshole hairmug. by flywithbeans January 8, 2025
Get the brush your hairmug. small clumps of hair, primarily on carpets, that are commonly mistaken for spiders. people with long hair are more prone to making hair spiders.
by mm9019729 April 10, 2021
Get the hair spidermug.