The theory that when asked to rate something on a scale 1-10, people disproportionately answer "7." Most common in rating people's appearance but applies to all facets of life.
Tony: She's cute -- probably a 7 out of 10.
Jack: Are you sure you're not succumbing to the Law of Sevens?
Tony: You're right, I'd say she's an 8.
Jack: Are you sure you're not succumbing to the Law of Sevens?
Tony: You're right, I'd say she's an 8.
by Blue Collar Bandit February 4, 2022
Get the Law of Sevensmug. Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
My co-first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-first-cousin-twice-removed-in-lawmug. Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.
As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.
As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.
I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!
by Mom's fan May 4, 2024
Get the Mothers Lawmug. A Mexican common saying meaning that If you drink on Monday you drink all week. In spanish in rhymes: Ley gitana- Si tomas en lunes... tomas toda la semana.
If you drink alcohol on Monday the gypsy law requires you to drink alcohol all week, otherwise a curse will fall upon you and no one wants a gypsy curse.
If you drink alcohol on Monday the gypsy law requires you to drink alcohol all week, otherwise a curse will fall upon you and no one wants a gypsy curse.
- Oh man, I'm so drunk right now
- Dude, it's Tuesday what the fuck?
- Yeah bro but I drank yesterday and you know what the gypsy law says... if you drink on monday you drink all week. Hold my beer bro *pukes on himself*
- Hey dude! Let's go grab a beer
- Dude, no, be careful. Today is Monday.
-So what bro?! Let's get shitfaced
- No dude, I don't mess around with the gypsy law. If you drink on Monday you have to drink all week or a gypsy curse will fuck you up and I don't want my kids to be born with bad luck.
- Dude, it's Tuesday what the fuck?
- Yeah bro but I drank yesterday and you know what the gypsy law says... if you drink on monday you drink all week. Hold my beer bro *pukes on himself*
- Hey dude! Let's go grab a beer
- Dude, no, be careful. Today is Monday.
-So what bro?! Let's get shitfaced
- No dude, I don't mess around with the gypsy law. If you drink on Monday you have to drink all week or a gypsy curse will fuck you up and I don't want my kids to be born with bad luck.
by Artistic artuggo May 2, 2022
Get the Gypsy lawmug. My aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the aunt-in-lawmug. Spouse's great-great-grandniece's husband.
My co-great-great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandnephew-in-lawmug. My half-sister-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the half-sister-in-lawmug.