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13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.
Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!
by SoupDaily December 9, 2021
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spoil a movie to your friends day

March 11, the day when you should spoil your favorite movie or tv show to your friends and make them mad🙂
spoil a movie to your friends day: Hey, you know, Stefan dies at the end of The Vampire Diaries🙂
by may15ns3c6h March 9, 2022
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Do not tell them that you are going to be mean. You end it at 5:00 PM . Don’t take it too far, if you want to end it you can. 3/18
Example: “Hey *******!” Um hey? “Why are you being so mean? *hits 5:00* It’s be mean to your gay friend day!
by yellowflowers March 18, 2022
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Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!
Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!
by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022
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January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.
Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.
by Combination Torch January 29, 2022
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Throw Your Fascist Friend Day

February 4th is throw your fascist friend day.
heyy buddy guesss what today is Throw Your Fascist Friend Day, time to chuck u threw the stratosphere:)
by coomconnoisseur February 3, 2022
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slap your tall friend in the back of the head day

Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short
by ImWolfieBoy February 11, 2022
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