The nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl.
You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"
Picture it:
A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!
Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.
This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
You may be asking yourself, "What are Trucker Nuggets?"
Picture it:
A big, hairy, sweaty truck driver is on the road all day long. He checks into a hotel for the night. He wants to be comfortable and he's by himself, so he strips down naked. He sits in the upholstered chair to eat his greasy dinner. Scratches "himself" a few times and flips through the TV channels with the remote. He then decides it's time for bed. He crawls under the sheets. As he is trying to get comfortable he passes gas a few times (one was a bit overzealous) turns out the lamp and goes to bed. The next morning he checks out. What is left behind? TRUCKER NUGGETS!
Trucker nuggets don't have to be in a hotel or made by a truck driver. The term refers to all those nasty, gross, stained fabrics, bathrooms, smells, etc. that make your skin crawl. Some examples...
- A stained & worn waiting room chair upholstered with 1970's orange/yellow polyester woven fabric.
- Going in a thrift store and finding hair all over a shirt you were going to try on.
- Going in a really dirty public bathroom and watching your kids touch everything.
This is by no means meant to be disrespectful to truck drivers. The concept for trucker nuggets began In low budget hotels.
by MrsDixon May 28, 2022
After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.
by barkotempo December 22, 2021
A Trucker Horn is The act of pulling on the balls twice during a blowjob causing the receiver to shout in pain mimicking the sound of a semi truck horn
by captain derp February 25, 2024
by Young Jamal December 13, 2017
This is when you are in front of your grand-parents and you don't want to use foul language.Mother Trucker stands for YOU MOTHER FUCKER.It is also a means to communicate with the mother of a trucker.
by Xxx_TrollGrammar_xxX August 01, 2017
Slammed at work realizes one is more behind schedule than one thought while on break with coworkers ... gets a text from boss...omg! “ I better get going mother truckers!!!” ....
Late for something and hits stand still traffic at the tunnel shouts “damn it Mother truckeeeeeeer!!!!”
Late for something and hits stand still traffic at the tunnel shouts “damn it Mother truckeeeeeeer!!!!”
by Woodenship78 October 04, 2020