Meaningless phrase that sounds hip enough for nobody to question it. This enables you to sound like you have your finger on the urban pulse when in reality you sit in your country house all day playing classical music and looking at your monkey puzzle tree. Can be used as a response to pretty much any statement, depending on it's infliction.
1. (positive infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Hey! We've scored some buzz on the dip with the floonies up whitespit!
You(not comprehending): Tight Rules!
2. (negative infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Spuz monkey, dude. Our hicks got our number and now we fry in twenty-five, you ringin' what we jack?
You: Tight Rules, man. Tight Rules.
You(not comprehending): Tight Rules!
2. (negative infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Spuz monkey, dude. Our hicks got our number and now we fry in twenty-five, you ringin' what we jack?
You: Tight Rules, man. Tight Rules.
by Turnip Song May 13, 2005
Get the Tight Rulesmug. If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there.If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.
A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.
A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.
Danny(walks into bathroom):*I'm gonna take urinal 1 since noonses in here*
Brad(enters a few seconds later):*Damn.1 in taken, but 6 in open*(He proceed to the furthest urinal)
Non-bro(walks in): *Huh?Urinal 2 in open.I always use 2.*(goes to urinal 2) What up bro!(Non-bro just broke the no speaking rule)
Danny:*dies*
Brad:WTF dude.Why did you speak to him.
Non-bro:I was just greeting him
Brad:Fuck you.You're no bro you broke the urinal rule.Your new name is "That Guy"
Non-bro:*dies in shame*
Danny:*Comes back to life*Thanks for the revive bro.Wanna gets drinks?I'm buying
Brad:Cool bro.Anytime
(They initiate the bro five and dips)
Brad(enters a few seconds later):*Damn.1 in taken, but 6 in open*(He proceed to the furthest urinal)
Non-bro(walks in): *Huh?Urinal 2 in open.I always use 2.*(goes to urinal 2) What up bro!(Non-bro just broke the no speaking rule)
Danny:*dies*
Brad:WTF dude.Why did you speak to him.
Non-bro:I was just greeting him
Brad:Fuck you.You're no bro you broke the urinal rule.Your new name is "That Guy"
Non-bro:*dies in shame*
Danny:*Comes back to life*Thanks for the revive bro.Wanna gets drinks?I'm buying
Brad:Cool bro.Anytime
(They initiate the bro five and dips)
by Dat_Boi34-_- January 13, 2021
Get the Urinal Rulemug. by Hearthbrokengiorl February 6, 2023
Get the Rule #7mug. The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.
Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"
*1-2 years later*
Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"
*1-2 years later*
Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"
by EpicMamo September 24, 2013
Get the Rule of Pubertymug. by Jade J. January 7, 2009
Get the rule of possessionmug. The correct amount of times your allowed to be called before being taken off the list. Rule 52 also includes Rule 53 a motion to reconsider to be taken off the call list.
by Smackerman33 June 7, 2023
Get the Rule 52mug. "Welcome swimmers! This is my pool. In my pool we have rules. The number one rule is the ool rule. As u can see, there is no pee (p) in my pool, let's try to keep it that way."
by CBolton99 August 20, 2013
Get the ool rulemug.