South Fork

A school in (technically unincorporated) Stuart, FL. Home of the Bulldogs. It's location is literally in the middle of cowfield nowhere. We have poor school spirit and attempt to be all anti-MartinCounty, but we always have to be "politically correct". County gets to burn a dog house and all we did is rip up a stuffed tiger! Like what even! The stupid administration drives around on cobweb golfcarts trying to dress code anyone. (But it's really easy to get away with dress code tho). The thing I do love about South Fork tho, is that everyone just casually wears a blanket to school and no one questions it. I love how chill and small it is. However, Many teachers are quite crusty and gross, and the only thing holding the school together is the IB program.

P.S. JOIN CHOIR!! Boys look hot in tuxedos, and for guys: meet girls 3 to 1 ratio.

South Fork grows it, County sells it, and Jensen smokes it.

by Peiwei May 18, 2016

fork

(noun). someone who is going out with a F.G member.

I hodged my fork with great force.

by Rolls December 13, 2004

Chip Fork

To chip fork is to find out someones been making a move on your "girl", you then pay this person a visit (accompanied if necessary) beat the shit out of them. You then place chip forks down the persons pants a repeatedly kick them in the groin this should put them off trying it on with ur "girl".

The good general (GG) found out that some1 had made a move on his "girl".
Me: Wanna go and chip fork the twat.
GG: Nah he lives like 2 hours away.
Me: Well we could make a day of it.
GG: I wish i hadnt told you now.

by Kilted Kayaker November 15, 2006

Crab fork it

When someone is so hot you would eat the corn out of there poo...would you crab fork it?

Would you crab fork it?

by Chapbone1 February 28, 2019

Piney Fork

A little lost town in eastern ohio with nothing going on and absolutly nothing to do.

Come to Piney Fork where there is nothing to do and nobody to do it with!

by Pineyforkian April 13, 2009

forks-intellectual

A special kind of pseudo-intellectual who regularly reveals their lack of real knowledge and sophistication by mispronouncing the pretentious words they try to weave into conversation.

Forks-intellectual: "Oh my, what a terrible forks-paz"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"

by Lawrence Steelwind April 13, 2011

fork afro

A white man afro that grows straight up, much like a giant rectangle instead of the usual round shape of a traditional afro.

I love Sean's fork afro!

by Clurrific December 19, 2007