Flex tape

Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.

With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!

by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 07, 2018

Flex Tape

The retractable fluids of Phil Swift

Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape

by Cactii November 13, 2018

Butt Tape

Toilet paper

Bob: YO, your out of butt tape.

Frank: Mom, we need some more toilet paper

by Todcat3 May 19, 2010

Duct Tape

Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.

Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.

by AYB June 18, 2003

duck tape`

strange things can be fixed with duck tape...

i fixed the underwear with duck tape

by Jenni February 10, 2004

Tape Monkey

Miguel's new role in IT

What Miguel will be doing from 7:30 to ????? forever.

by The Boss April 04, 2005

grey tape

A person you get your sexual fix from when you are in-between relationships.
A quick fix for a temporary problem.

That's not my man, just a lil grey tape to fix me up at night.

by S.F.P Entertainment November 18, 2004