Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
by Master of Sageville April 15, 2010
Well, Sophie is a hot and popular girl. She's pretty athletic and the guys love her for that. Guys from grades above her are attracted to her also, which is pretty badass. Roman, on the other hand is super hot.. kind of a douche, but is SUPER hot. Roman and Sophie flirt a lot and he needs to ask her out.
Roman: man, sophie is pretty hot, but she rejected me once already... whatever
Friend 1: well.. dont give up. that was like a year ago. and she's admitted she thinks your super hot!
Roman: okay, maybe.
Friend 1: Just think.. Sophie and Roman.. dats hot.
Friend 1: well.. dont give up. that was like a year ago. and she's admitted she thinks your super hot!
Roman: okay, maybe.
Friend 1: Just think.. Sophie and Roman.. dats hot.
by seniors12! October 15, 2011
He's so felipe roman
by Felipe roman December 19, 2016
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by johnjaconjinglehiemerschmidt December 07, 2006
Simultaneously having diarrhea, pissing, vomiting, and nose bleeding at the same time. If crying is involved, and it usually is, it's considered the fifth stream.
Paul: "Aw shit man! Were you at Club X last night?"
Randy: "Yeah, why."
Paul: "That bitch Kelly got so fucked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a Roman sprinkler."
Randy: "So that's why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor."
Paul: "Yeah. I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and margaritas."
Randy: "Yeah, why."
Paul: "That bitch Kelly got so fucked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a Roman sprinkler."
Randy: "So that's why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor."
Paul: "Yeah. I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and margaritas."
by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009
Ray: I'm Going to save The World !
Trevor: ok then
Ray: or even the Universe!
Trevor: Don't Go Roman Reigning on that shit Ray.
Trevor: ok then
Ray: or even the Universe!
Trevor: Don't Go Roman Reigning on that shit Ray.
by Dice Da Savage August 14, 2018