rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

dj Kevin Rise

Old school DJ from the dinosaur days of the rave.

I remember hearing dj Kevin Rise playing house music in a warehouse in Honolulu in the 90s.

by risekevin July 13, 2023

Rise and Grime

When you set wake up everyday to do the same thing , but just Half-ass your way through because you A. You are too physically or mentally tired B. Your rents due and you have no choice.

Person 1:Rise and grime Rick, your late for your 16 hour shift!
Person 2: FML, aight lets get it.

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022

High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019

rise guy

That one guy at your university who you’re too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you don’t.

Friend: “hey isn’t that rise guy? Go talk to him”

You: “No but thank you”

by Pepe el pollo September 5, 2021

sickness riseing

when some one is beyond ugly

1:look at that chick
2:yuck sickness riseing
1:yep

by EazyBeats May 16, 2009

Rising Phoenix

When a woman pleasures seven men simultaneously by performing oral, anal, and vaginal sex, along with two hand jobs and two foot jobs.

Sean: Did you hear? Steph took down the entire commander’s offense at one time!
Bret: whaaaat? Seven dudes at one time? No way?
Sean: Duuuuude! Rising Phoenix!

Bret: (Nodding approvingly) Rising Phoenix.

by Pierre Longcock June 21, 2018