Certified honomoes

a whatsapp group with 2 moffies and how many hoers and is known as one of the rival skinner groups of skinnerlations

theres two hoers from certified honomoes

by B4URAGE1184 November 23, 2021

certified._emo

A Tiktoker who wants to gulp gulp kokushibo’s cockushibo and makes gay Gacha videos about women kissing

Hey, did you hear about certified._emo’s new yeast infection?

by Wihskjgwijhsihgwkjhskbuibus October 9, 2022

certified pussy slayer

jodh fishburn

Jodh is such a certified pussy slayer!!!

by ellie hb December 7, 2021

Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022

certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 6, 2024

Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.

Mrs Garo a certified Rizzler rizzed up Mr Garo.

She was such a Rizzler she rizzed up the whole school.

by Elric July 22, 2024

Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024