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Wrinkle

Stop being so damn lazy, get off your wrinkle and do some work.
by Succulent Chinese Meal January 1, 2022
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Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected
That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
by Adiii17 March 12, 2022
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Rectal wrinkle

A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected
That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle

“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
by Adiii17 March 12, 2022
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Wrinkle Sprinkler

When 2 grandmas are scissoring each other and squirting all over the place
I went into my grandma’s room and she was performing a wrinkle sprinkler with my other grandma.
by KG2792 March 21, 2022
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Wrinkle pus

An old man that no one likes and is always nagging on the sidelines
**has nothing to do with an old lady you filthy animal**
“Man, barnacle boy is such a wrinkle pus.. he should be more like mermaid man: cool and handsome”
by Moosty! March 27, 2022
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wrinkle pickle

an old man's shaft, relatively wrinkly and difficult to erect
Jessica: "Your sugar daddy has a wrinkle pickle"
Brittney: "OMG! How did you know?"
Jessica: "All sugar daddies have that silly"
by Ry_Ryy February 2, 2022
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wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.
Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.
by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020
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