raking the ditch

The art of scratching your ass, usually in public, in a manner where others can see what you are doing.

I thought that blonde at the bar last night was hot until I saw her raking the ditch right in the middle of the dance floor.

by wubby4444 July 29, 2011

Swamp Ditch

The female version of swamp nuts.

Sally's 10k run left her with a massive case of swamp ditch.

by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019

Ditch Oven

Dutch oven-ing a chick you're not really that into, thus making her not want to see you again.

Becky- "I heard you ditch ovened Linda! She said she's never going to call you again."

Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"

by Fat Moron June 19, 2011

Ditch witch

Noun; a female that leaves her boyfriend for his best friend

Did you hear about Susan? She left her boyfriend for Pablo. She's such a ditch witch.

by Number one memer May 28, 2017

ditch weed

shitty weed. Also know as prarie weed. Any weed that does not come from bc.

Ever since I moved to edmonton all I could find was ditch weed.

by Nicholi Kornachefsky December 28, 2005

Bitch in a ditch

a girl who is drunk and passed out on the floor who has had a bad night before hand.

*girl passes out*
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.

by coolkid1178 August 27, 2012

ditch digging

the act of motorboating big ass cheeks after she took a shit without wiping.

I sure would like to go ditch digging in that fat black ass.

by bser2000 January 8, 2012