Tender Beer

A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.

Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.

by funnymanbro February 10, 2024

whore tender

A bartender that has to sleep with people to have customers.

She's such a whore tender.

by Thepurplenurple5000 April 22, 2017

Tender Lump

A tender lump is when a boy has tender swollen nips.

John: OW BRO
Lance: What dude?
John: Bro you hit my tender lump
Lance: Dont call it that.

by TenderNips December 9, 2021

Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.

Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.

by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

Tenderism

Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.

Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*

by FastAir May 20, 2024

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla November 18, 2015

Tender business

Genitals/balls/taint/scrotum

"Wham, right in the tender business."

by Scarecrowsyn November 22, 2013