A line spoken by The Narrator/Kevan Brighting In the Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe if you stay in the broom closet long enough
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, He Probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 7, 2024
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stanley

he is that big nigga from "the office"
stanley "did i studer"
by cmon georgia is not a porno August 19, 2020
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stanley

stanley is a town full of smackheads, charvers and wrongins. in the whole population they have approximately 9 teeth between them all
aw here mate watch out, she’s from stanley she’s a pua scruff
by dodgeydeals17375 March 10, 2021
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A Stanley

Man I did A Stanley yesterday, most relaxing day in the woods ever!!
by StopLampTime October 30, 2018
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Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)
Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
mugGet the Canon Stanleymug.

Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"
by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019
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Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area
Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!
by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020
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