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Stanley

Stanley is a town in County Durham filled with massive scruffs and chavs. The leader of the town is a man called Jake Richmond. His rules are that everyone aged 5+ must smoke 40 cigs a day and drink dark fruits in the local woods. Jake Richmond also has other traditions, such as stealing bikes, cars and blue WKD. Stanley is for the roughs, toughs and scruffs.
Never ever enter Stanley, it’s a shithole.
by Gocker January 19, 2019
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Flat Stanley

a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).
by dontbesensitive December 1, 2019
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Joe Stanley

A blonde 16 year old spastic who supports west ham BUBBLES
by biggman1990998888 November 24, 2022
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Stanley

A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.
Stanley wants to take everybody to Las Vegas so he can spend everybody’s money.
by Corazoncito November 23, 2021
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deejay stanley

i'm a proffessional in what i'm doing
by dj stanley December 26, 2020
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Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
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