bread sniffer

Someone who sniffs cocaine because cocaine = money

Jimmy is a bread sniffer

by dickandballs69420 March 20, 2022

Poot Sniffer

One who reads internet guidance on a subject that has not been proven yet follows the OP like it is the word of a celestial intentity. This person also regurgitates the info on to other poot sniffers and before you know it you have a group of poot sniffers doing the same thing.

A poot sniffer takes another person stink ass garbage thoughts and eats them as his own and re poot to another poot sniffer.

A dumb ass that does no research.

Man, stop being a Poot Sniffer and research the subject. Those dumb asses are poot sniffers, that shit doesn't do anything stated.

by StunterShadeZ May 10, 2018

rebound sniffer

A guy who is friends with a taken girl waiting for her to become single

Pers 1: "sandy and greg are hanging out a lot. Thought she was woth steve."
Pers 2: "yeah. He's waiting for them to break up. Damn rebound sniffer"

by flpitonurwndshld August 30, 2013

Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.

My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.

by Alastor86 December 18, 2021

Dry sniffer

When somebody is hitting the packs with out any alcoholic beverages

Your a dirty dry sniffer

by The Direst sniffer March 14, 2020

flag sniffer

A foreigner with an intense desire to date/marry Americans for the purpose of acquiring citizenship, usually induced by some sort of infatuation and generally distorted view of America and American culture.

Katarzyna has been flirting with John and asking him about America the entire night, she's clearly a flag sniffer.

by lorsodellavalle May 27, 2022

Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021