Tenderism

Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.

Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*

by FastAir May 20, 2024

Tender Strings

Better than the g string version.

Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.

by The Manisher October 22, 2013

whore tender

A bartender that has to sleep with people to have customers.

She's such a whore tender.

by Thepurplenurple5000 April 22, 2017

Chicken Tenders

A cult with the sussiest wussiest people uwu

Zach: "Omg can I join Chicken Tenders?"
Everyone: "Ew no virgins allowed"

by Chicken Tenders Cult November 3, 2022

Tender Dick

Tender Dick is very contagious stay away from effected ones

Stop being a tender Dick she will understand we always have a guys night

by Willthebillpvok September 21, 2022

Tender Lump

A tender lump is when a boy has tender swollen nips.

John: OW BRO
Lance: What dude?
John: Bro you hit my tender lump
Lance: Dont call it that.

by TenderNips December 9, 2021

chicken tenders

the most bestsest food in kentucky. not only is it good its crunchy.

hey dude i got some chicken tenders from kfc
Bro yeah trhow one in my mouth
*takes Bucket and shoves down throat*

by lil nub December 4, 2019