A game made by some maniacs with the premise of driving a rusty car through the middle of nowhere till your car breaks down and you die
Person 1: Hey have you played The Long Drive?
Person 2: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 1: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 2: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 1: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
by Conscript.mdl November 13, 2021

When you are driving along a road and you start to think about other stuff, like what you're going to do when you get home or which cheesy pick-up line you're going to use at the party tonight, and you stop paying attention to the road.
Drift driving may result in drifting onto the wrong side of the road while you're drifting off into your thoughts.
Drift driving may result in drifting onto the wrong side of the road while you're drifting off into your thoughts.
Guy #1: That Stella girl is pretty cute, do you think she'll be at the party tonight?
Guy #2: Maybe, try using the 'your eyes look like stars' line - Stella means star, y'know?
Guy #1: Don't think too hard, dude. You might start to drift drive!
Guy #2: Oops, wouldn't want that...
Guy #2: Maybe, try using the 'your eyes look like stars' line - Stella means star, y'know?
Guy #1: Don't think too hard, dude. You might start to drift drive!
Guy #2: Oops, wouldn't want that...
by Nottel Inyu October 12, 2009

Jake was "Driving Ghetto" when he hit a mailbox.
Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.
On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"
Zach often "Drives Ghetto" with his wonderful girlfriend.
On facebook the group I drive and listen to GHETTO music, ima G, promotes the worldwide acceptance of "Driving Ghetto"
by GHETTOmusic4LIFE March 28, 2010

by Noronha March 6, 2016

The act of inserting two fingers into the butt-hole of an unsuspecting individual. This is not a sexual act. It is done to a person with clothes on and is meant purely as a hilarious - and somewhat disgusting - practical joke.
Jeff: Hey...you see Dana over there? You should go flash drive her!
Jordan: Gross. She's my sister-in-law.
Jeff: C'mon. It'll be funny.
Jordan: Oh...okay.
Jordan: Gross. She's my sister-in-law.
Jeff: C'mon. It'll be funny.
Jordan: Oh...okay.
by Jefferson Gay-vis April 25, 2013

Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.
L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.
by Ringtone Records September 2, 2010

by we stay hungry we devour November 12, 2021
