Midnight Rodeo

While having sex doggystlye, tell the female (or male) that she is the ugliest girl or guy youve been with and try to hold on for eight seconds.

"I gave xotchil the midnight rodeo"
-josh flores

by josh flores October 15, 2003

minutes to midnight

x minutes to midnight

x equals any number from 15 to 0

how close we are to the end of times, as a direct result of nuclear holocaust, on the doomsday clock.

Originally conceived in 1947 by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists at the university of chicago.

In the reagan administration we got as close as 4 minutes to midnight.

by Bad Noodle February 2, 2008

Midnight Blue

A color that is the epitomy of darkness at night.

He couldn't see through the midnight blue.

by KatedaGreat October 16, 2008

midnight sex

Hot sticky wet sex in the middle of the night between to lovers

Abby sucked my cock at 3am while I was still half way sleep and rode it till cum splurged everywhere then we rolled over and went to bed we just enjoyed midnight sex

by Real trill girl introvert November 21, 2014

Midnight Grundle Snack

When a girl gets drunk and starts to give you a blowjob (usually late at night), but because she is drunk she bites your dick. At this point you slap her, however you still want her to finish because you are horny but she is too drunk to do it right so she keeps chewing up your junk.

When Kim gets drunk she turns into a total cock fiend, but my dick always feels like a chew toy after she has her Midnight Grundle Snack.

by Dub Sack All-Stars January 8, 2008

Mexican Midwife

When taking a dump with a turd half-way in and half-way out, flush the toilet and have the suction pull the rest of the turd out of you like a midwife delivering a baby.

It was a hard shit until I used the Mexican Midwife.

by The Gooch2 January 28, 2009

Midnight Snack Sex

Casual sex. Occurs when you're tired, and ready to got to bed, but first you want a little something warm in you. Non-discriminatory, as long as it doesn't have mold on it and the expiration date is good you are will take it.

NOTE: Not to be confused with dinner sex. Something that's planned and prepared for, and you have to pay a little money for.

It didn't mean anything because it was just midnight snack sex.

by Dr. Albert Swanson December 4, 2009