lava deuce

combination of a night of eating spicy food and excessive drinking leading to explosive shits that may or may not land on your significant other

"Im going to lava deuce on you tonight!"

by consuelatyrena May 23, 2016

Spewin' LAVA

1. The Highest COMPLIMENT Attainable;
2. Amplifier of FIVE VOLCANOES; like the Whipped Cream and Cherry topping on a favorite dessert / Icing on the cake.
3. A Heated Argument on the verge of becoming violent.
4. Vulgar: Orgasm; Ejaculation

They just fired Heckle and Jeckle - it's Spewin' LAVA up there!

by LAFYETTE TRAVAIL October 5, 2018

Lava Juice

A bloody queef usually happening when a woman is on her period.

Girl 1: Did you here that pop? Cause that bitch just lava juiced

Girl 2: wha- (wheezes)

by bpberna November 20, 2017

clear ice lava

a beautiful creation by the gods. you can see alot of people in nj and ny mostly boys wit nike ski’s polo tees and essentials shorts. it is a nicotine device that tastes amazing!! you should try

i needa go buy a new nic(the clear ice lava ) you should come get one with me.

by otx.nanaa.on ig July 25, 2025

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

lava bomb

When you take a bowel of lube and microwave it, stick your penis in it, then ram your girlfriend with hot lube on your penis, yelling Krakatoa.

I did a lava bomb with my girlfriend last night

by Lava obsession November 8, 2018

lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting

when you open happiness, and i mean real happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.

by Sexydimma February 12, 2014