jikkingmonkey

anyone who reads this definition

Yo man, you must be a jikkingmonkey!

by jikkingmonkeygirl September 28, 2011

Leeroy Onomonopoeia Jenkins

A talking raccoon skull named after the legendary hero of World Of Warcraft.When Sheep Hager found the skull one night, he made it talk by lifting up the top part of its skull like puppet.After about an hour,Sheep's cousin's girlfriend Julie named him Leeroy Jenkins,Sheep then added the Onomonopoeia to distiguish the 2 different Leeroy Jenkins.The next day an aparatus was made by Sheep,his cousin jake,and another cousins friend Bradley so a string could be pulled and his mouth would move.Leeroy is scared of unknown noises.Not much is known about Leeroy before he met Sheep,except that he claims to have been in the Vietnam War.

* loud noise *
Leeroy: what was that!?!?
Sheep: relax Leeroy its just an owl.

Leeroy:You better respect Leeroy Onomonopoeia Jenkins,i was in 'Nam.

by Sheep Hager June 16, 2010

old man jenkins

an old guy that has been there all the time

wierd

There is old man jenkins with his jelope

by cool kid03 September 20, 2016

Janking Off

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.

I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...

by rock11 May 26, 2006

jankie

crooked person, lame person, how eva you wanna use it

jankie ass n***as.

by Carlos Newson a.k.a. Celow (Mississippi) June 28, 2003

jigabu jenkins

a person, usually black, that loves fat chicks, acts white, and doesn't shower

that guy chasing that fat chick must be a jigabu jenkins.

by mah6ood October 27, 2010

Janki

A girl who falls in love with every kind of guy. She might also get your named tattooed if you give her love.

She is a Janki.

by Dark future March 13, 2017