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Haircut Champion

The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.
In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.

'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'

'He's such a haircut champion'
by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011
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Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.
"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."
by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021
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Remington Haircut

Another word for suicide via firearm/gun. Likely named after the Remington revolvers and gaining a haircut via a revolver, i.e. brand new hole in your head.
by ArsMoriendiTrue February 12, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Latvian Haircut

When a man trims a womans pubes with his teeth or vice versa
"I'm gonna give my sister a Latvian Haircut when I get home"
by anonymous June 14, 2025
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Tennessee haircut

Is when a girls pussy is so tight it pulls out some of your dickhair when thrusting.
The girl last night must have been a virgin because she gave me a Tennessee Haircut.
by Wallis231 October 13, 2021
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