FU-pas

noun:

A portmanteau of "FUBAR" and "faux pas". A blunder that is so massive, it results in a FUBAR situation. Can also be described as Fucked Up (FU) step ("pas" being the French for step), i.e. a FU-pas

Did you hear what David said to the client in the meeting? It didn't only piss off the client, it lost us $20 million. What an absolute FU-pas!!

by fabulogue April 13, 2023

Underwear-Fu

The martial art of making your underwear last longer. It typically starts with front-to-back, then back-to-front, then inside out, then front-to-back. The process repeats day by day.

"Dude, my underwear lasts twice as long now that I know the art of Underwear-Fu!"

by ThatGuyywithWords May 29, 2016

e-fu

Educational-Fuck up

You are an E-FU.

by Bob1234568 May 14, 2009

Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.

I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.

by The Geeky Gangsta October 2, 2017

Cane Fu

A martial art most often practiced by older women. Most often uses a cane as a weapon. A lot of loose skin and canes flying.

Beatirce Middleton had to employ Cane Fu when the neighbor's dog got surly.

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 19, 2010

Fu-what

When you're singing a song and the word "fuck" is about to come up only to get bleeped and disappoint you.

My Chemical Romance- Blood

(you singing)
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.

They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.

The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,

But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful *bleep*
(You start screaming)
Fu-WHAT!!! What the fuck was that.

by WritterKnownAsAnonymous July 8, 2010

Jed Fu

This is the way to act like the Joker. When he is confusing people during the Dark Knight. It's actually a persuasive technique called incongruity.

The action of turning an argument on it's side and confusing your opponent by throwing them off with something clever.

You just stole $20. Retort using Jed Fu - Hey what happens if you eat a frozen coke and have Chron's disease.

by jedfu May 4, 2010