An individual who is addicted to Fentanyl that will sell their own mother to get a bag of Fent.
signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms
▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart
▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.
▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite
▪️Loss of anything good in their lives
▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.
If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.
Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms
▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart
▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.
▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite
▪️Loss of anything good in their lives
▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.
If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.
Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
Jane Doe: “Why is Beth B. bent over asleep at the Dollar General like that?”
John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”
Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”
Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
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Craig: Yo JP Stop being a party pooper and lets go to Gamestop
Craig Kelsey and JP begged Bernard to drive them
Bernard starts the car then arrives at gamestop
Kelsey then Orders the game
Her bird Mortimer chirped *I like it
Craig: I cant wait to play it
JP gives in and says lets play it
Craig Kelsey and JP went home
Craig Adds Kelsey and JP on Xbox
Kelsey and JP seeing Username Craig Williams it and clicks accept
Craig saw Kelsey Pokoly and JP Mercer Accepted his friend request
Then Craig Kelsey and JP played Slide the ferret Happily ever after
Craig: Y’know i like that game
JP: Wait isn't this a ripoff of Sonic The Hedgehog
Craig: Yo JP Stop being a party pooper and lets go to Gamestop
Craig Kelsey and JP begged Bernard to drive them
Bernard starts the car then arrives at gamestop
Kelsey then Orders the game
Her bird Mortimer chirped *I like it
Craig: I cant wait to play it
JP gives in and says lets play it
Craig Kelsey and JP went home
Craig Adds Kelsey and JP on Xbox
Kelsey and JP seeing Username Craig Williams it and clicks accept
Craig saw Kelsey Pokoly and JP Mercer Accepted his friend request
Then Craig Kelsey and JP played Slide the ferret Happily ever after
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