Dingleberry

A silly person that is weird

You are such a dingleberry

by Bubba bug March 10, 2020

Dingleberries

The little round fecal pellets of animal droppings such as sheep, that have the appearance of a berry lying in grass or still hanging from or in the vicinity of the woollen backsides they emanated from.

Clueless person: Oooh look I found some magic berries in the long grass in yonder field... they don't taste as good as they look.

Farmer: Yep ye found some dingleberries from m' dingleberry field. I hope ye closed the gate or all m' sheep will scarper.

by Munchy Arsebiscuit May 28, 2020

Dingleberry

A word to describe a compulsive, outright liar.

A dingleberry might say some of these things:

“See that stock image over there? I know those people...”
“I got in a fight on the first day of middle school, AND got a detention”

by b012203 June 26, 2020

dingleberry

The real definition of a dingle berry is a little poopoo nugget hanging from a tree.

“Bro I was riding by bike under a tree and a dingleberry just doinked me in the face!”

by PeePeePooPoo169 September 5, 2020

Dingleberry Syndrome

Dingleberry Syndrome is when your ass pubes get so infested with shit that the shit actually twists your ass hair to dreadlocks.

Billy: Hey man, I’m not feeling so good, I think I ought to use the bathroom.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.

by MrFogIsDaddy October 15, 2020

Dingleberry

A piece of poop, dangling off the taint. Often used to refer to someone who is a piece of poop.

David, you're such a dingleberry!

by michaeldd August 8, 2013

TP Dingleberry

T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry

Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.

by Darlalalala March 5, 2011