doggy and ditch

When you plan on having sex doggy-style and then ghosting the individual after the one-night stand. Used by people whose favorite position is doggy-style.

Alix: "That guy is such a hottie."
Liz: "Yea, I wanna doggy and ditch him."

by letsgetfreaky21 July 30, 2017

Swamp Ditch

The female version of swamp nuts.

Sally's 10k run left her with a massive case of swamp ditch.

by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019

Ditch Oven

Dutch oven-ing a chick you're not really that into, thus making her not want to see you again.

Becky- "I heard you ditch ovened Linda! She said she's never going to call you again."

Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"

by Fat Moron June 19, 2011

Ditch witch

Noun; a female that leaves her boyfriend for his best friend

Did you hear about Susan? She left her boyfriend for Pablo. She's such a ditch witch.

by Number one memer May 28, 2017

ditch weed

shitty weed. Also know as prarie weed. Any weed that does not come from bc.

Ever since I moved to edmonton all I could find was ditch weed.

by Nicholi Kornachefsky December 28, 2005

Bitch in a ditch

a girl who is drunk and passed out on the floor who has had a bad night before hand.

*girl passes out*
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.

by coolkid1178 August 27, 2012

ditch digging

the act of motorboating big ass cheeks after she took a shit without wiping.

I sure would like to go ditch digging in that fat black ass.

by bser2000 January 8, 2012