crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

cry high

"when someone cries so much they can't cry anymore, and then 10 minuets later they feel that woozy high feeling"

Person 1: Yo are you ok you were just crying for like a half. Hour

Person 2: ya I feel alittle weird though like light headed and not all here

Person 1: oh ya don't worry you're just cry high

by Anynymoose2003 February 1, 2018

Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020

Cry and Wank

Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.

Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."

by tiimos September 11, 2020

Cry Streak

A Cry Streak is how many days you’ve cried in a row. If you’ve cried 7 days in a row, you’ll say you have a cry streak of 7.

“I’ve been so depressed lately, my cry streak is 10 right now!”

by Cyriiece October 4, 2020

Cry Grind

After a lonely lady has been sitting at the bar crying for hours, she proceeds to come over and give a hug to a fine gentleman and follows the hug by grinding your leg.

"Hey Steve I saw your ex crying to you at the bar where did she go?"..."oh I told Jim she is DTF, so now she is over cry grinding the shit out of him."

by rmiller120 December 8, 2012

cry-driving

To weep; shed tears, with or without sound; while operating and guiding the movement of a vehicle or animal.

While stopped at the lights, I noticed him cry-driving while listening to "Somebody" by Depech Mode.

by cjahan July 12, 2012