Australia Cricket team

A team full of cheats

Australi cricket team is full of racists and their player Steve Smith has cheated many accessions. Australia cricket team is famous for Sandpaper gate and brain fade moments

by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021

Australian Rules Football

The manliest of games on earth.

Australian Rules Football is manlier than American Football because it requires athletic ability (fat blokes can't stand in a line and grope one another all game).

Australian Rules Football is manlier than Rugby because you need skills other than passing a ball down a line while running forward.

by SailorJ September 28, 2009

australian idol

The reality televsion show that further supports the views of Australians having no musical talent whatsoever.

Australian Idol is fucken shit.

Guy is a faggot.

Casey is fat.

Shannon is a drop kick.

by nednerb September 22, 2005

australian ring toss

When a woman becomes airborne during sex.

I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.

by gerthanthaclops December 25, 2009

Australian Toilet Bowl

An alchoholic beverage. Drop a shotglass filled with cheap vodka into a tall glass of Foster's beer and slam that shit!

Man, Tommy just puked all over my futon!

What do you expect, he just drank an Australian Toilet Bowl!?!

by HotLettuce November 4, 2010

Australian meat grinder

A sex position where you hump a girl in a circular motion wile she's bent over or on her back.

Im so sore after that Australian meat grinder.

by T-bone fluffy October 1, 2012

Australian Football League

Consisting of 18 clubs with at least 2 based in the major cities of Australia, the AFL is the premier competition of Australian Rules Football, the Best Game on the Planet. The AFL is the biggest sporting competition in Australia and the 4th most attended in the whole world, with crowds of at least 20 to 90k and sometimes even reaching 100k at a game. The AFL is the top dog of Australian sport and other sports such as NRL and soccer don’t come close to the popularity and awesomeness of the Great Australian Game.

Jasper: Hey Jason, wanna go to the Australian Football League game tonight?
Jason: Fuckin oath mate, no worries! I love going to the footy!

(At the Melbourne Cricket Ground with a crowd of 95,000 for a game between Carlton and Richmond)

Jasper: Go you Tiges!!🐯
Jason: We are the Navy Blueees🟦

Jasper: Doesn’t matter what team you follow, we follow the Best Game on the Planet
Jason: Fair dinkum!

by Crowsfan91 January 4, 2020