Nick

A huge piece of shit. Can't get girls. Needs to cut his hair and ditch the vans.

Skulls would be top tier but they have too many nicks

by Daddy Alfredo December 5, 2016

Nick

A faggot who also is dating lorenzo he is very bad at fortnite

Person 1: hey you know that one nick kid
Person 2:yea ofc
Person 1: yea hes an asshole hes pretty bad at fortnite and he stole my fucking bagel once

by Oshaniscammer August 29, 2019

Nick

Nick is a type of guy that has eyes that seem to be dead looking while his hair fits perfectly on his head. This creature is usually found upstairs on discord or jerking off to porn. But only a certain kind. Waluigi Porn. The highest quality pleases the creature. When he isn’t jerking off he is usually keeping up with PewDiePie’s sub count or really who knows. The creature is only seen outside his home due to school but never out in other places.

Discord Server

WorthlessSackOfShit: has Nick been online?
UwU: yeah he’s in the Waluigi shrine.

by VIP_Bob December 11, 2018

Nick

The type of guy that goes on urban dictionary and looks up his own name, then has the great idea to make this definition.

My name is Nick, and I have no social life

by Sparta369 September 19, 2019

Nick

Nick is one of the biggest softies ever. He'll make you smile just by looking at you. Whenever you talk to him, time flies by. You two can sit next to each other for hours talking, and you'll still be in love with him. He's completely comfortable sitting naked in the dark with you. He's a great poet who will do great things. He's extremely smart and a huge dork. He loves having deep conversations, too. If you have a Nick in your life, never let him go.

Me: Nick, you're amazing.

Nick: Ha, good joke.

Me: I'm not joking.

Nick: 😶😖

by WhenAngelsCry January 1, 2017

nick

(Adj.) Slient, self-righteously cynical, and otherwise devoid of emotion with notably poor taste in music. Pretty Hopkins-based and prone to sleeping on the couch.

How nick is the band, "a perfect circle?"

That dude in solitary confinement ripping out his hair and eating feces is feeling so nick right now.

by Kenneth Samuelson III November 20, 2007

nick

1) (noun) a meaningless "relationship" lasting anywhere from an hour to a week or two

2) (verb) to have one of these relationships

1) "I pulled a nick and we broke up after three days"

2) "I nicked him"

by Carls Barkley December 15, 2008